klink

jail. derived from the sound cell doors use to make.

i got drunk and pissed all over the sidewalk and a cop arrested me and threw me in the klink

by swedgin September 11, 2009

Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

forrest kline

the lead singer of the powerpop band Hellogoodbye. He's the only dude i know of that can get away with wearing hot shorts, and he has nice legs =

Dear Jaime, Sincerly Forrest Kline.

by Nicolex3 January 23, 2006

Kline

Adj. A fancier version of the word "Cunt". A particularly unpleasant or unscrupulous individual.

Ed-"Dude did you hear that Cheryl just got promoted to manager?"
Ryan- "Fuckkkk man, she's a total kline. I'm putting in my two weeks notice"

by Guardian of Zest April 1, 2019

Klint

A sexy, suave, masculine guy who is good at satisfying a woman, especially licking her vagina and clit. He is not only very attractive but also very smart. Life is better with a Klint.

girl: Are you going to have sex with him tomorrow?

girl2: Yeah, why?

girl: How u know hes guna be good?

girl2: His name's Klint, and my clit is my sweet spot, he has to be good.

girl: damn, i want some of that

I wish I was a Klint.

by cookiemonster4321 October 28, 2014

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

Klanhorns

A nickname given on Texags.com to the Texas Longhorn due to the fact that a dorm at the University of Texas is named after William Stewart Simkins, a founder of the Ku Klux Klan in Florida

Most don't like Vince Young because he is a bad quarterback, the Klanhorns don't like him because he is black.

by R. Lea Wilson May 29, 2010