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kindergarten cop

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006
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kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.
Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.
by xxbecca March 31, 2009
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Kindergarten Class

-a class for young children between the ages of 4 and 6
- an unit of measurement equilivent to a gallon of liquid in an unusual non-milk container shape
- the product of 7 X 3 when in reference to number of sexual partners
In that one movie Arnold was a cop in a Kindergarten Class.

Someone get me a kindergarten class of juice!

-Yo how many girls you been with?
-Something like a kindergarten class!
by Burns When I Pee October 18, 2008
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kindergarten project

a sexual manuver where you are having intercourse with your partner form behind, and ejaculate your peepeebutter on there back. after take your penis or finger and draw shapes. then throw glitter and macaroni on it so it looks like a kindergarten art project
"Aj" dude when i was bangin kaileys mom a gave her a kindergarten project!

"eian" really?
by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 17, 2007
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Kindergarten Complex

When a person teases, insults, kicks, punches, etc. another person because they have feelings for that person.

Root: This happens often in kindergarteners, so it is used to describe all people with this nature.
I told Minjee she had a kindergarten complex because she would always threaten to beat up Jun.
by Raccha February 17, 2005
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kindergarten redshirt

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.
That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.
by The Sports Mechanic February 8, 2013
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Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.
Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!
by JessJones25 October 27, 2020
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