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kankle

where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.
damn dude look at that kankle!!

yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts
by kanklejudgefudge June 19, 2009
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kankles

the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.
Chris Wimer has kankles.
by bee-dub December 28, 2005
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Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)
"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"
by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009
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kankle

a very fat ankle that is just an extension of your calf.
gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal
by Curt December 5, 2002
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kankles

a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot
Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.
by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006
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kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.
Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.
by cutenkooky June 6, 2004
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Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!
by jim = chunky November 25, 2003
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