junedogger

Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass.

Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!

by Donny S. July 20, 2008

jaxed

to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat II. this is the lowest of all losses.

"shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an shit"

by k-shizzle December 24, 2003

jused

juse, jused, jusing

1. To have just used something
2. Word combination of "just" and "used"
3. Just use, or just using

1. I jused your dad's condom on your mom.
2. She's jusing my cock for protein.

by Forte April 11, 2005

jured

expression

used to describe being injured or hurt

coined by Jordan D.

Athlete: "coach I can run im jured"

by D. Tucks October 24, 2008

juped

A misspelling/mispronunciation of "duped", typically used by people from Colorado.

I've been juped into believing that jupe is a word.

by Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr11 September 20, 2010

juned

One: a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
Two: a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned..
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous March 22, 2005

Jubed

When you dick her so hard she shits

The poop is called Jube

Named after the Jude Blazowski

“Bro, Mattie Stromqueef Jubed all over me!”

by StickyRoy13 March 24, 2019