Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

Jumification

A process to pick up work that belong to an individual and throw it at the person to do it themselves or anyone else who is supposed to be responsible for that work.

This department needs jumification.
she jumified the work to josh, who is known for procrastination.

by ulong_cha April 12, 2019

Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.

Josification has become a problem with present youths.

by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012

juliafication

The act or process of acting like Julia in the context of stupidity in areas of common knowledge and/or freaking out over any given celebrity, but most commonly Orlando Bloom.

Juliafication at its finest:
"How do they fit so many files inside that tiny computer?" or "OMG, OMG, OMG, ORLANDO BLOOM!!!*any or a combination of hyperventilation, fainting, or dying*"

by Stephiticus January 14, 2008

justification

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

justification of why you shagged your sister is easy

by Pickle March 8, 2005

Furification

When a furry turns you into a furry, you can try and resist, but escape is impossible.

Person 1: You are going to experience Furification
Person 2: Oh No! Please Don't
Person 1: Too bad, there's no escape

by FizzyLemon January 31, 2022

justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003