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Jurgen

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!
For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!
by dollan April 23, 2022
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jugging

let's go jugging.
by hehehe girl September 9, 2015
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jungility

The ability of moon crickets to jump around with an extraordinary amount of agility like a monkey on crack cocaine. This ability derives due to a direct descent from apes and a high propensity to enjoy crack rocks. Most often these displays are seen as they evade the police or kick it with dey niggas on the basketball court.
Hey Jeff, you see that coon hop that fence. Man, it'd be great to have that jungility.
by The Pimpologist August 7, 2006
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juridicor

1. one who has jurisdiction over a particular issue. an alternate form of the word judicator

2. double headed red psychomonster, devil spawn of rancor and hydra, possible the result of a threesome with a transexual ewok. lives in the blizzardy arctic of the Himalayas where it preys on llamas and small Vietnamese children. Liquid secretions from the tip of its tail are believe by many to be the most powerful sexual stimulant if rubbed on the genital region.
1. Rather than simply going through a single committee, it has become commonplace for legislation to be fed through multiple committees who each believe themselves to be the juridicor over a specific political issue.

2. A small village in Tibet was the victim of a mid winter swoop by the juridicor. Although 7 small Vietnamese children were eaten, the townsfoke were able to obtain a small amount of liquid secretions from its tail. They will spend the next week making up for the 7 lost children and the explosions from the simultaneous orgasms will rival that of a marriage between krakatoa and pompeii.
by AGannon November 12, 2007
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jurgatory

The unfortunate position of being on a panel of jurors for an extended period of time, with no foreseeable end in sight. Court limbo.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to your show yesterday; I've been stuck in jurgatory for the past two weeks."

"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."
by SuSpencer March 10, 2017
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Jugginh

A two faces person that will user other people in order to succeed, but still fail to do so.

Easiest way to find out if someone is a "Jugginh" is if they ask for help, stab you in the back and then ask for help again.

Jugginh is a more severe version of the word "Snake"
Bro, this guy is such a Jugginh, i help him out, he robbed me and hes still asking me for help.
by thomastheskankengine223 October 22, 2020
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Jungies

Slang for capsules of MDMA or caps.
"Do jungies", "Jonce do you want to do jungies tonight?"
by The good and nice Ben July 10, 2017
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