The j that is also the main one. A common nickname for Jonathan. Usually used in cases where the Jonathan is a loser and/or a person with miniscule genitals. Jmain is the supreme overlord of the losers. He has ultimate control over anyone with no friends. His miniature member gives him the power of rape hypnosis.
by TheSecretNipple February 28, 2013
Get the Jmain mug.Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
by Luis Song March 7, 2022
Get the Jamaica Turner mug.A Verb. Usually applies to when on vacation or on a casual excursion, you take your wife/gf to a nice reggae bar for some music and nice times. Shortly there-after every rasta dude in the joint is having his turn with her and many times its more than just dancing!
Friend: Hey Bob, you've been down since you came back from your vacation last week. What gives?
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
Bob: I didn't what to say anything but while we where in Montego Bay, I took Rita to a Reggae joint and we got ""Jamaicaned"
Now all she wants to do is listen to Bob Marley cd's and have me wear a dreadlock wig while we have sex.
by Tiki Joe June 7, 2009
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by Shaylababyyyyy August 31, 2017
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Literally when translated into the Arabic language the word "Jumana" translates into "silver pearl." Like the content of it's definition, girls like Jumana are rare and come up once in life. They tend to be smart loving intelligent and emanate an inner beauty and sadness that some may never understand or appreciate. In spite of it all, Jumanas put on brave faces and live by the day. Girls named Jumana usually feel a deep connection to the ocean, some believe it is because that's where the name originates from. When a girl named Jumana is by the sea, she is the happiest person in the world and feels at home. Jumana's have a tendency to run away from love as they feel they are not worthy of love or happiness, one day however, they will be recognised by someone who will change their life forever and make her realise that she truly is a special person
by robst123 December 5, 2010
Get the Jumana mug.Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by NotGemstar October 25, 2017
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