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I reserve my judgment.

This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.
Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?

Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.

Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?

Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.
by Dr. Roswell November 25, 2010
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Judgmental

If you think stupid people are stupid, you are judgmental. If you think ugly people are ugly, you are judgmental.

It has adopted a negative connotation as the practice of paying any unbiased attention to behavior pattern of others becomes taboo. It's only socially acceptable to acknowledge all successes and instantly forget all failures, that way no true judgement of a person's behavior pattern can be formed. If people weren't afraid to actually tell when others were incompetent, much of modern society would unfold.
A: <says something really really stupid>
B: <makes WTF-face>
A: "OMG I hate you- you so judgmental."
C: "Yeah wtf, A, learn some manners."
by WimperofReason May 21, 2011
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Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.
Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment
by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019
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use your judgment

Parents way of saying, don't drink and drive or do drugs.
Hey Mom I'm going out.
-Will you be back tonight?
I'm not sure.
-Use your judgment.
by Oliver Frutsenberries March 18, 2011
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Judgment Day

The day in which one's parents become aware of one's marijuana usage, usually followed by arguing or discussion where one will feel as though they are being judged.
Mike: "I faced Judgment Day last night."
Rick: "How did the folks take it?"
Mike: "Apparently they were old hippies, so it's cool!"
by Agent 21 February 2, 2008
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Judgmental James

An easily unimpressed chef with a flawless palate, able to tell you the ingredient in an item with a single taste.

A lover of things that do what they say they do... every other product can “get out of here!”

Notoriously bad at using chopsticks and opening boiled eggs. Tells it like it is; will tell you their impressions of anything and everything without any concerns - straight to the point and sassy.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.)
BEN: “James, would you be able to identify the powder in front of you?”
JAMES: “It’s turmeric.”
BEN: “Anything else you can get?”
JAMES: “Ginger and Cinnamon”
BEN: “3 out of 3”

2.)
JAMES: “What’s nostalgic about this? A cucumber sandwich... Did you used to eat a lot of cucumber sandwiches as a child? Because I’m pretty sure I’d of thrown this at you...and I’m still tempted to do that, in all fairness.”

Ahh- very judgy Judgmental James today! 😂
by KhaleesiofRivia April 5, 2021
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mirror judgment

When someone judges you or insults you based off of your looks or personality when they have that same exact trait.
Person A: Ew, you have such ugly hair!
Person B: We have the same exact hairstyle.
Person A: Your hair is still ugly!
Person B: You're making a mirror judgment. Cut it out.
by ChameleonDragon February 18, 2018
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