jungie

An unexpected hard on.

Hey, check out my jungie.

by Cape Cod Viking March 14, 2009

Judge Judy

Satan's annoying little sister.

Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.

by Jyles November 12, 2003

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009

judgey

to be judgmental

"Susan is very judgey today about my life"

by ttrutruehelsoHanelakshjfokdsui May 11, 2016

Look of Judgement

The look you give someone when they trip and fall, say something stupid, or do something deserving judgement.

The point of the Look of Judgement is to let the subject of your judgement know that they are being Judged for their obvious stupidity.

Random Boy: *Trips and falls* Oh *%@#!

Ally: *Gives Look of Judgement*

Jim: You totally just Judged that loser.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."

by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011