jansen

When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.

synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.

antonyms: stupid; dumb; retarded

Uses:

1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"

2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.

3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!

etc

by maparipijapan October 22, 2010

The Kenley Jansen

1. N. When you are piping your wife or girlfriend, and everything is going well. When all of a sudden she says, "It's the 9th inning!" and you instantly blow it.

The intercourse was going well, and then she said its the 9th inning and I pulled The Kenley Jansen.

by RusselVape August 24, 2018

Neil Jansen

White guy who enjoys Star Wars music and running over children.

Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!

by Hubala nana April 25, 2019

Rebekah Jansen

Nice, friendly, apathetic and a stupid slut that wags school and pretends to be smart.

Don't be such a Rebekah Jansen!

by iknownames111 May 14, 2015

Juangender

A person who isn't a trap, fag , weeb or any other disgusting internet disease.

Person 1 "Hey you wanna see my new anime pillow?
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm Juangender

by normieskys March 23, 2017

Jansened

when you get knocked out cold.

I was at a party and my friends got into a fight, he got jansened but at least he went down like a man.

by houstonheat July 10, 2018

jeansen

She is the best person you will ever met, she will always offer a shoulder for you to cry on trustworthy and having a person like her in your life is the greatest thing that would happen to you.

"We all need a person like Jeansen in our life"

by Chant. June 8, 2021