JP

Jumbo Penis

MAAAAAN! dat guy has a JP!!

by masogirl2k9 December 6, 2009

jp

an abbreviation for John Paul, John Patrick or John Peter,
also, usually a good looking guy who gets all the ladies, also look under athletic, handsome or charming,

Im going to name my son JP so he can grow up to be President

by ile January 1, 2008

jp

Acronym; Just Playing

damn im jp u dont need to take it so seriously

by shibady shibady shwa January 14, 2003

jp

a sweetheart, an angel, patient and kind, quick witted, sarcastic and a blessing to anyone lucky enough to have them in their life.

what a jp, when did he get in from heaven?

by mari December 28, 2004

JP

Trash (not very good) Marijuana

ME: Im not even high from this weed
Her: This must be some JP

by Djcoolcat April 27, 2022

JP

Sigma Male Archetype with unheralded potential, electrifying charisma, and unmatched creativity. Assertiveness and resilience are what defines a handsome mfer like him. The combination of Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort, and Theodore Roosevelt.

I want JP to have all of my children!

by Sigma JP November 22, 2021

jps

An acronym for 'John Player Special', a brand of cigarette marketed by Imperial Tobacco LLC (Imperial Brands Ltd. in Canada). The John Player Special brand is well known for its less chemical, yet more bold taste than many blends available on the mianstream market. The signature elegant gold lettering on black packaging has earned the blend the nick name 'The Black Death'. Though Imperial Tobacco has released at least red and white renditions of the package (the latter of which was at one point the subject of a massive advertising spree in the UK), the most popular blend and type remains the International Blend, King Size Black (as opposed to American Blend).

JPS is often (whether true or not) cited as the most potentially health-damaging non-american blend allowed for sale by Health Canada

by Karma April 5, 2005