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East San Jose

A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.
A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?

B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015
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Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.
Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.
by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018
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JoDee

Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
by Something awesome August 20, 2016
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Jobseeker's Allowance

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.
I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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Joseantonio

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
by Joe, Sean, Tony, and Oh. March 13, 2018
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Joscelyn

Joscelyn where to ever start with this girl.Joscelyn is a loyal trustworthy best friend for life she is like a delight rose lovely and she is glowing with the with the essence of something to delightful to know.Joscelyn is a fun loving party animal cause when she walks in every one knows that she is there to get it started up in there . But after all the fun she is still a hard worker no matter what she will always find a way for the work to get done . An joscelyn has a bright glowing smile that can lighten the world up with joy and laughter . Has a heart of pure gold so kind,nice,sweet,and caring.But joscelyn has a secret side to .Joscelyn will be there by your side no matter the state of being.And joscelyn has a face too beautiful to describe her loveliness of her features her face all the beautiness of everything combined cannot even describe how lovely it is.Also her hair is the most important part of her look it's very silky soft and it essence is so amazing it's just bursting with exquisite smells.Then those eyes that she has can help you see through the worst of times just looking into those lovely eyes can take you alway on a other journey far far away into a place of just joy and no horror.There is much more to joscelyn to tell but you will just have to find out yourself.
Oh dang that girl is a joscelyn over there .
by Joscelyn Amber January 30, 2017
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Josefa

Someone who is crazy and fun to be around with. She likes singing and making new friends. She can look stern sometimes but she can be very nice once you meet her.
"Hey look that's josefa! She really nice and friendly"
by nytelyte69 March 1, 2019
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