Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Jonius

Someone who has a wide knowledge of the Jonas Brothers

"Nick Jonas' starbucks addiction is Green Tea Frappuccino's"
"Wow Helen you are a Jonius"

by Sami11 September 28, 2009

Joris

Is cool.

Joris is cool.

by FischFresser November 21, 2021

Joris

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

by bleedingeyes October 15, 2020

The Jarius

1.The jarius was originally a way to formally walking around campus. It can be seen if you look up wire skeleton in google. Once you get to it. Turn all the settings up to their fullest. Then watch teh wire skeleton walk.

2. A way to express any emotion at random points in time. This definition is more commonly used.

"Hey Dylan!",Appu said.
"JAAARRRIUSSSS!!", Dylan replied
"Oh", comments Appu,"I know what you mean, brother."

by adp December 13, 2004

jirius

Relationship between James potter and Sirius Black of the Harry Potter books.
See also Potblack.

OMG Moo and Spikey are obsessed with Jirius.

by Moohead<3. August 28, 2007

Joris Bohnson

The man, the myth, Joris

The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus

Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!

by spurscoys March 28, 2020