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Jordie Pants 

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.
Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!
Jordie Pants by hippiechick October 14, 2012
she is sweet and kind and mean when you get to know her . She is always hungry. Always active and she always wants to please everyone . always helping and put her feelings before other . Is very pretty and unique. And she always is pretty weird. But you will love her . And she is a simp. And she loves games and will play hard to get .
Jordien is an amazing person .
jordien by coolkidd22 January 28, 2021
A funny girl one to have everyones back when they need it the most. A girl that whats to have a good dose of fun every once in a while. Jordies usually play sports and succeed at them. They have lots of friends. Their friends always try to be as good as them but can never be as good.
You have so many friends that look up to you, so i'm guessing your a Jordie.
Jordie by Dogandsoftbal31710 November 11, 2017
A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female species.
Nicola: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodiee!''

Emma: ''Dude! what did your ho think about that!?''

Nicola: ''Literally mind blowin!''
Jodiee by BiggJJ March 19, 2014
A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.

He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.

Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!
Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes

3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed
Jordie by Snack Kit April 10, 2010
A mexican that lays bricks, works for nothing, worthless, off the boarder,
hey dude i heard you got jordie working at your house

yeah man its awesome
Jordie by Jman WASSUP April 12, 2005