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ooka jooka damda

a horse that can yodel in your ant's bedroom at 6:05 in the morning wile watching south park and only say "die in a hole"
person 1: hey
ooka jooka damda: die in a hole
by kklljj and betch June 11, 2019
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Bhut Jolokia

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.
Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL
by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021
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Joolia

1) short and ginger
2) the action of eating a lot, (most commonly pesto (the green variety))
stop jooliaing all that pesto man!
dude, i totally jooliad that pesto last night!
by beech court February 18, 2008
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jooka(s)

it can either be a complement or an insult
it is used to describe people, and things
it is an alliance at st.andrews school

a very common used word in the bahamas
"that girl, ugh, she's a jooka"
"haha you jooka, you rock!"
"jooka(s)group - jooka #1, jooka #2, soo on.."
by alipoopanoo April 10, 2010
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Jookie

adj. of poor or less than acceptable quality.
Did you see those headphones broke already? Man dem tings were jookie!
by drumn4state October 17, 2008
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jookin

term used for people that are jealous and looking at you, an envy look, glare
sonny:yo joka we stupid hot
joka: i kno
sonny: those dudes over der, there jookin at us
joka: i kno let em jook
by JokaSkullz October 16, 2008
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jookie

pn. Preferred drink of clan Binty and all its disciples.
1. Who wants a jookie?
2. I got the jookie sea pirate! ARRRGGG!
by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003
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