Jonesy

An incredibly needed man.

The new guy I'm dating is such a Jonesy.

by BabyBear22 January 8, 2009

Jonesy

The nickname that is commonly used for Led Zeppelin bassist, John Paul Jones.

Jonesy is an awesome bass player. Just listen to him playing in Ramble On.

by sixstringwoman072 January 31, 2005

Jonesy

The name of STARK's kickass guitar player.

Nothing like having Jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of Jameson to make some Irish Coffees on St. Pattys.

by cx13 June 11, 2006

Jonerys

The term refers to a canon romantic relationship from Game of Thrones season 7 between the protagonists of the series Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen. They are related by blood - Jon is Daenerys’ nephew - but neither of them is aware of this yet.

Since they are both Targaryens and since the Targaryens were famous for two things: incest and dragons, the fact that they are related won’t probably matter in the long run.

Person1: I love Jonerys! They are the song of Ice and Fire!

Person2: But they’re related!

Person1: They’re Targaryens so it doesn’t matter. They are going to marry and have a baby. Targaryen restoration is coming!

by Milly_ December 16, 2018

joneyshka

An amazing person she is the best person u could ever have in life and without her life would be boring...btw she’s my Bsf

Is that joneyshka
Yep she’s the baddest bitch

by LovelyBitch2020 March 8, 2020

Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019