Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

Jon Jon

man with metal plate in his jaw and fought a pitbull

"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"

"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"

by Sir. Sparky March 13, 2022

jorjoner

jorjoner means rocking your ass off

i am gonna jorjoner proprely tonight !
let's jorjoner !
you say work, we say jorjoner !

by jorjon January 1, 2008

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018

Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro

Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!

by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009

papa n jon jon

one day papa n jon jon were hangin in dey HOUS. one day jon jon snucc out and he got sum SHOOGER. den papa found out and gave him a bin duty. then jon jon died of die of beaties. then papa died of meth overdose bc he thought the meth was shooger. but he got the dub for his dead wife DOI DOI so he was gud. then he spent the rest of eternity with jon jon and his wife DOI DOI in heaven

lmao wassup have u heard the story about papa n jon jon

by barry banana big bonnana September 20, 2018

Jon Jon

Bad Rocket League Player

Man that guy's a trash ass Jon Jon

by Tayshi November 7, 2020