Double jointed fresh balls

Tasty

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee

by Littledred8 March 25, 2022

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Jainted

To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets

-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.

-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted

by J Hos December 1, 2014

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Joinked

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

by VPOB July 2, 2017