JohnRedCornwhole

Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"

My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.

by DrewQuinnWoods1990 July 24, 2019

johnoed

When playing a word game; to ignore common parlance in favour of idioms. The more ridiculous in appearance the word is, the better.

Bonus points for not knowing the word, but arriving at it by trial and error.

Don’t know why chemo came to mind but I just assume that words that shouldn't be counted by wordle will be so I just johnoed it.

by Kashskade January 7, 2023

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

Rob Johnke

Is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small penis, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his penis is... He doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the Girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. People tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!

Friend 1: Is that Rob Johnke?
Friend 2: Oh the real handsome one right there?
Friend 1: Yes, Who is he?
Friend 2: The man of my dreams!!!!

by Xia-Xie January 2, 2012

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.

When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too

by mgamn42 November 22, 2016