johndelio

Johndelio is someone fierce, glamorous, addicted to attention! If you had the chance to meet a Johndelio, then you are so lucky! They are like unicorns…. So unreal!

Johndelio is always the center of attention, he is flawless and everyone can notice it!

Valentina: Do you know Johndelio?
Quique: No, why?
Valentina: he is flawless! Everyone has a crush on him!

by Dollylopez November 22, 2021

Johndel

That one guy who makes awkward jokes and would force everyone to laugh with him because they have no choice but to play along with him

Johndel's an awkward joker, am I right?

by yourfavoritestudent>:) May 24, 2022

Johnder

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

by ILovePenis657 April 24, 2023

Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

Johndere

(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)

Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."

by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025