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john grasso

John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.
Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!
by JuanLongShlong November 20, 2013
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John Grisham

One of the better writers in the modern time, John Grisham has made a career of his books pertaining to the law profession, such as The Client and The Firm. Over the past few years, his writing has gone downhill as he focuses away from law and into other subjects, which take away from his reputation.
Stop writing about sports and write about law John Grisham!
by jgreader September 22, 2005
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John Gomez

Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?

Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!

Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?

Girl: And the sick guitar skills?

Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?

Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)

Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?

Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?

... and so on for another decade.
by FYjohngomez December 11, 2010
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John Gomez

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.
Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.
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John Gotti

John Gotti was the last of a breed of mobsters or gangsters (not gangstas). Hailing from New York, Gotti was infamous for always beating the court system, many crimes of his were unpunished. He had taken out alot of garbage in his time, if you know what I mean. The world will never see another John Gotti, and he still has an influence on the world today. But with ridiculous shows like Growing Up Gotti, and a whack wannabe thug named Irv Gotti, the media will only tarnish his name.
John Gotti started as a truck robber, and look at the ranks he reached in the crime world. There will never be another criminal of his caliber, or as respectable as him.
by Your Father February 7, 2005
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john gremer

by john gremer May 25, 2021
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John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
by RoxerMan October 24, 2014
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