Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass

Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes

by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

Jahanzeb

the coolest guy in all of tdoot

jahanzeb, has a sidekick named biryani bond

by amma911 August 23, 2011

johannes bogaards

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

Johnzelle

Name who loves nature, animals, music. He/ she is an example of person who is loving care as a part of family, friendships and also a god fearing,kind fragile, sensitive person but he/she is fine, when everybody is happy.

Johnzelle is genuine person.
Johnzelle is nycthophile.
Johnzelle is lovable.
Johnzelle is worth it.

by Jhaja June 7, 2021