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jogger jam

when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.
dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.
by lisa159 March 17, 2009
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jogger string love heart

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy
Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe
by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021
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jogger nuts

A trem you use while tou play call of duty
Man these jogger nuts been wack
by Devt28 January 13, 2018
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Jogger fraud

When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves
Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings
by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024
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Jogger's Ire

The frustrated anger felt by joggers when having to stop for traffic (usually at traffic lights or roundabouts). Anger which increases, the longer they have to wait to continue THEIR activity.
Wow, did you see that runner having to stop at the lights. They kept jogging on the spot, looking at their watch all the time. Definitely a case of jogger's Ire.
by anonymous March 29, 2026
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Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.
"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."
by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009
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Resolution Jogger

One that is easily spotted as having very clean and flashy running apparel. These people have made a new years resolution to jog and lose wait. Sadly 20% will remain after a 2 week period because well, they can always jog tomorrow
Person 1: Woah look at the guy! Is he actually jogging in Edd Hardy athletic suit?
Person 2: That my friend is what we call a resolution jogger at it's finest.
by NAAGP January 13, 2010
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