joethebruce

Someone who acts up like a covidiot in the Urban Dictionary and in real life.

You: hehehe im not wearing any masks during this awful Covid's pandemic

Everyone else: Why?
You: because i'm a joethebruce and that's how I roll

by stfcaddictionisreal December 22, 2021

Joegoert

An attractive male who makes too many 'Joe Mama' jokes

Hey, do you see that attractive guy over there?
Yes. But i've heard he makes way too many Joe Mama jokes.
Oh really? What a Joegoert

by Een boze papa June 18, 2023

Joegoertje

An attractive female who makes too many 'Joe Mama' jokes

Hey, do you see that attractive girl over there?
Yes. But i've heard she makes way too many Joe Mama jokes.
Oh really? What a Joegoertje

by Een boze papa June 18, 2023

Joetograph

Joetograph - /jo/toe/graf - noun - org. 21st century - any photograph featuring someone enthusiastically smiling and either pointing at the camera, making a thumbs up gesture, or posing in a dramatic way, or any combination of the three. May also feature one or more "normal" people smiling, amused but also made slightly nervous by the forwardness of his crazy antics.

The Joetographs we took on the road trip last summer really added humor and awkwardness to the album.

by Guynamejoe May 26, 2015

Dirty Joette

When a woman is riding coboy stylr and you ejaculate inside her . When she dismounts you she rides up on you and deposits the contents in your belly button.

Hay Brittany, I was with this guy last night and when I was done I gave him a "Dirty Joette" and filled him to the rim. I don't think he liked it

by Wraith371 February 23, 2019

Jotoe

Short for Jack Off to Toes. When a marathon runner's toes turn black and a friend jacks off to their image.

Joey: "Dude, check out my toes after the marathon, gross huh?"
Mike: "Nah dude, great jotoe material."

Joey: "Totally told that slut I had something thick and black for her."
Mike: "She'll be disappointed when sees its the jotoe."

by Mike and Joey March 10, 2014

Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.

This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!

by granttheman June 24, 2013