keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.

Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020

joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.

He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.

by Will August 19, 2003

Joesexual

A sexual proclivity, fetish or casual interest in seeing Latino men in pink underwear. Originated by Joe Arpaio, the Arizona sheriff controversial for his interest in Latino men and his bragging about making prisoners wear pink boxers.

The way that guy talks about prosecuting immigrants makes me wonder if he might be joesexual.

While you might think that Hombres Caliente is a women's magazine, it's primary demographic is joesexuals.

by DezertDBack November 30, 2009

joneses

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something

I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York

by cheryl August 20, 2003

blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

Joeseph

What happens when your mom cant spell and forgets the baby name book

Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph

Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that

Joeseph

by Kwaja February 11, 2012

bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 12, 2008