Jobbie Weecha 

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

Jobbie Weecha by Beef n chips October 21, 2009

Jobbie Jabber 

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

Jobbie Jabber by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

Jobbie Dawner 

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

Jobbie Dawner by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

jobbie whacked 

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

jobbie whacked by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard 

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Jobbie Cake 

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

Jobbie Cake by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

jobbie balls 

some one who says they will do a trick or stunt and then chikens out when some one brings it up. often used in scotland and said as : jobbie baws!

right its youre turn!
no way am naw stupid!
shut it and go jobbie balls

jobbie balls by simon G October 20, 2005