biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

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Johning It

Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.

"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."

Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"

by TC lol March 4, 2009

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jonning

talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked

"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"

by Wannie July 24, 2006

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Jonning

verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia

Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!

by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010

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Juaning

When one lies uncontrollably about almost any little thing,even when caught.

Man:"Hey lets go to the movies."
Friend:"I cant I have no money."
Man:"I can see your check in your hand,Your Juaning right now."

by Ballsoutjohnson December 8, 2010

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joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

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