a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.
boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"
by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018
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2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
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2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.
3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.
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A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.
B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr
C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr
C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011
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Super fucking amazing boodles right here. Love this man. Woowee! Sweet as h*ck, and I’m not just talking about his cheeks ;) 10/10 recommend getting your own man who is similar to Jonathon Bc mine is 10000/10000 the best of the best and no one can beat that. Would do anything for this bitch. I love this bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving this bitch. Wowza, y’all just gotta deal w being jealous
What a sexy, certified sick cunt
What a sexy, certified sick cunt
by msboodles19 April 4, 2019
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Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.
Jonathon is amazing. He's super outgoing. And never fails to put a smile on my face. He has amazing hair. Super good looking. Down to earth about everything. He loves his family. Very loyal and honest. He loves watching football all the time. I love his laugh. He has a sweet side. He makes a great boyfriend. Jonathons amazing and I'm blessed to have him. You'll fall in love with him over and over again everyday.
Jonathon is a blessing
by Sweetpea24 January 2, 2017
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Get the Jonathon mug.A man easily worth his own page, Davis is the lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn (generally written as KoRn or with the Cyrillic character which appears to be a backward "R"). His lyrical quality is superb, though See You On the Otherside isn't his best work.
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