Jizzdry

When you cum into the jet dry hole in a dishwasher.

Man this water tasts salty. Well maybe someone jizzdryed us.

by Anl Fister July 21, 2018

Jizzors

Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.

Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?

Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019

Jizzery

The action of trickery using semen, usually for the maddest of madmens but any troll can do it

Bob: My god WHO JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT
Reg: Haha my Jizzery worked! Oh shit time to flee

by FloweryTheFlowara June 19, 2022