jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzophobia

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzdragon

A dragon that spews out jizz instead of fire

The best way to kill a jizzdragon is with a hoe

by Jizzdragon December 7, 2017

Jizzed

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

jizzed out

A feeling of exhaustion after a night of several orgasms. the releasing of your semen cause the emptiness inside of you. Renewal of your "army" takes time, therefore its as if your semen give you the energy to carry-out daily routines.

Rob - DAMN SON, YOU LOOK TIRED.

Jeremy - I'm jizzed out from last nite homie.

by Big Rob SON June 26, 2007

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007