Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.

I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.

by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

jizzpression

the act of taking an antidepressant and then masturbating to see if you’ll cum or not

Tonight I may attempt a jizzpression after dinner

by strawberrypunkcake April 9, 2023

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009

Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.

It's cool and all that jizzness.

by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Taking Care of Jizzness

get head, cum, ejaculate.

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

by aurorwolf July 30, 2012