Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022

Jiggatron

To make fun of a low quality, ghettofied product.

That shit is like the Wyler's of the Koolaid world, straight Jiggatron!

by McGumbo May 14, 2011

jismatron

a spasm of the penis which causes the sufferer to ejaculate uncontrolably.

"he had a jismatron, it was horrible"

by fred vondibblesnatch June 21, 2007

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz August 11, 2006

jizzator

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.

This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.

by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017

Jizztroy

The act of male masturbation.

When Dan saw Ron with a boner, he told him to go jizztroy to some anal porn.

by pronstr July 24, 2017