jizzakazi

The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.

I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.

by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016

Jizzacket

an outer covering- or casing garment, that foremost retain vast SWAG components: such as a (1) :a thermally nonconducting cover (2) :a covering that encloses an intermediate space through which a temperature-controlling fluid circulates.

Gilfoyle: Oh boy, it is chilly. Good thing I brought this sweet jizzacket. Ay, friend.

by ohbabywonkenobi November 11, 2017

Jizznkle

An ocular disease causing eye ball wrinkles.

Holy crap! This dude shot a load in my eye and now I have a Jizznkle.

by LambertsWiener August 2, 2021

Jizzanator

Jizzanator is the definition of James G Gallegos S samuel J jr, The Jizzanator means you use your power for the JIZZ and only the JIZZ, It means that your power is so treacherous that it makes your jizz spout out. "If you have to ask what jizz is, you'll never know" Louis Armstrong. You thought i was feeling you that jizza a munch. jizz an eater he ate it for lunch.

Dang did you see that one guy with a bean bag build... hes definitaly a Jizzanator.

by fartgot September 6, 2022

jizzwank

Rubbing one off with the sole intention dropping a big white load.

Yo dude, don’t disturb me. My chick didn’t give me some so I need 5 minutes for a quick jizzwank.

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023

jizzanomicon

a collection of porn

i lost my jizzanomicon

by boww01 March 18, 2024

Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.

"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”

by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026