jizum monkey

'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.

Pascal is a jizum monkey.

Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!

Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.

Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.

by Pascal Dalton June 13, 2008

jizmen

A boy named Danny who is a one of a kind kid. He also likes to kick it with the older people and party his little ass off and smoke his brains out with the kind bud. He cant drink as much as his friends but atleast he does not act like a dumb ass when he is drunk. To bad he has never had a good piece of @$$ only by some dumb little tramp. Don't worry danny pussy gets better. Trust me. Oh one more thing some drunk guy stuck his dick in his mouth while he was past out. That would be me the writter of most of this bull shit.

some little strange boy: "Hey lets party"
One of people from the older group: "hey dont be such a Danny"
Scott: "hey that is my little brother"
Peter: "Yeah lets hope he doesent take after you"

by Jizzmen's Daddy July 17, 2004

Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

by Loki October 7, 2003

jinumerous

giant and numerous. Many and large.

Those mountains are jinumerous

by jonesbag July 4, 2010

Jiume

She is a very beautiful girl that at first seems really sweet and innocent but once you get to know her is very fun and crazy to be around. She is very unique and the best friend you could ever ask for. She always has your back and will always be there for you no matter what. Make sure you never lose her because she is very rare and valuable there is no one else like her because she is amazing.

Jiume what a kind of favorite women

by Jiume June 8, 2019

Jiume

She is an amazing person who has a sexy appearance as well as personality everywhere she goes the boys can’t help but to get a boner. She may be mad at you but she can never stay mad at you unless you are a son of a cunt. She has big fronts ( tits) and backs bum. You can easily become her friend as long as you have a funny sense of humour. Once she loves you she can’t get you out of her mind, break her heart and her friends will kill you. It is your loss if you lose her as a friend treat her right and she will give you all the respects you deserve.

Girl: Omg Jiume such a whore

Boy: Shut up she is way better than you

by Jiume June 9, 2019

Jiume

A diamond in the rough, really does not know what she's worth or someone just has not really shown her yet. Her beauty lies not only in her looks but most importantly in her heart and more she’s funny, hot and sexy

That Jiume is a real diamond in the rough

Jiume funny hot and sexy

by Jiume June 9, 2019