Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

jitting

A style of dance that originated in Detroit, MI over 75 years ago. This style consists of rapid foot movement and also has a genre of music associated with it.

word variation: Jittin'

Did you see Joe at the club last night? He was jitting up a storm!

by Elizabeth G. June 16, 2008

jitte

A player of Magic: the Gathering who is exceptionally bad

That jitte just 5-0'd his opponent's Fact or Fiction

by Free range chicken January 20, 2015

jitterbud

when you get the shakes from not having a heavy reliable hit from your bong. pretty much its when you have a slight dependance on having at least a daily toke of the ganj, you begin to have small shakes that can often stop you from performing every day tasks such as packing a decent cone or in some cases completely leave you helpless when you try to roll a j

'chill out your hands are shakin sumin feirce'
'man i have the worst jitterbuds i couldnt pack my breaky bong'

by HODGEbongONER January 24, 2010

jitterfunk

Having the Jitterfunk is when someone smokes too much crack, meth or heroin then turns up some funky electro hard bass beat as they bop there head uncontrollably and tweak out to the sounds.

"Hey man, what's that guy doing over there?"

"Tweaking out to the tunes he probably just has the JitterFunk right now."

by Leonanderon May 30, 2017

Clittery Jittery

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

by Skater550 August 28, 2017

Jitterbug

(Noun)This word originated from the good 'ol state of Florida and it has 3 definitions.

1)A person that is between the ages of 0 to 17.
2)A very immature person that constantly acts like a kid and plays games and make other people very upset.
3)A kid,child,infant,etc.No where near an adult what-so-ever.

(1)Damn that Jitterbug is running around acting like a fool and every person in here is really mad at him.(2)I wonder that Jitterbug took his meds this morning because he's running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

by Alex Scheloske December 29, 2005