jiggledick

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time

1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.

by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

jingledink

The boner that one achieves while watching Game Grumps.

I've got a serious jingledink right now.

Danny's voice gives me a hard jingledink.

I had a jingledink all the way through the Silent Hill playthrough.

by Syn27 February 2, 2014

Jingledink

To attach Christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both participants (especially genitals) and have any type of sex.

My Christmas was improved when I was donned with decorations and jingledinked by my wife.

by FrankDuncan February 2, 2014

Jingledink

That tingling sensation you get in your genitalia whenever you ride an amusement park ride that involves falling.

Guy 1: Dude, I was riding the space mountain at Disney World, and at the top of the falling part, I got Jingledink.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Iamarobot4luv July 15, 2014

Jingledink

A carbon based life form originating in the Sol star system.

Person 1: Have you ever seen a Jingledink?

Person 2: I saw one yesterday, he stole my craff.

by Altdorf hilter February 2, 2014

jingledink

The act of fucking a cantaloupe.

"I fucked a cantaloupe once."
"Oh, you jingledinked."

by Dinkles22 February 2, 2014

Jingledink

The act of attaching sleigh bells to your testicles and jumping around, making them jingle. Most commonly performed at D-Club meetings, to prepare for sword fights.

"I've been jingledinking all day, dude, you'd better be ready."

by Nardclup February 2, 2014