jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007

Jewzi

A jew who supported the holocaust.

Bob Schneider put jews in ovens and said " I am the Nazi Baker and you are the Jewish cookie get in my oven bitch!"

by Patrick Grantello March 17, 2005

Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

jewtiful

A Jewish girl so gorgeous that anyone would be willing to convert to get with her.

I went out with the most jewtiful girl on JDate last night.

by JewUrban02 March 7, 2009

Jewzilla

Your typical everyday jew who lives everday like stereotypes are going out of style. Huge nose, cheap, and fuckin annoying. This very unrare creature lives in a small town of ridgefield,ct. learn to live with him because he wont leave anytime soon

OMFG How many times is Jewzilla gonna fuckin call me!!!

by mike hunt juice January 8, 2008

jewthiest

(joo-thee-ist) an athiest who trys to pass as one that is jewish

man, be quiet you jewthiest

by Stealth485 March 15, 2008

Jewtits

A substitute word or answer to anything.

Get those jewtits off of my bed.

Taylor named his first born daughter Jewtits.

Jonathan - "How was lunch?"
Ryan - "Jewtits."

by Pantsforbrains November 8, 2009