Jewtzi 

A Jew who has the ideals of a Nazi. They agree with what Hitler has to say, but have their limits on what he says and does. They are accepted into almost all of society, but can be hard to understand at times.

Hitler had many of these Jewish-Nazi soldiers in his army during World War 2

Werner Goldberg (A Jewtzi): I fought proudly for Hitler, but I did not agree with what he had to say

Jewtzi by Grawsoman13 May 30, 2016

Jewizire 

An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.

There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE

A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.

Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!

Jewizire by Jewizire July 27, 2015

Jewting 

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

Jewting by Savylthe April 11, 2022

jetzi

A crazy, wild and outgoing friend who can brighten up any and all days. She is fun crazy exotic and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend. She is widely adored and will put all her time and energy into your friendship. She can be your greatest companion or your worst enemy.

Jetzi: I CAN TASTE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jetzi by Arcane2005 January 8, 2018

Jewtilicious 

Adjective: Used to describe a particularly fine looking woman of Hebrew descent. Taken and updated from the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child.

"My body's too Jewtilicious for you."

Jewtilicious by Tania Levy July 27, 2006

Jewtini 

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!

Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"

Jewtini by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010

Jewtits

A pair of jewish breasts

her jewtits we're enormous

Jewtits by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007