Jerlynn

this guy get hella girls and has the biggest dick ever and if a girl has sex with him her pussy and ass is over and this dude is the coolest guy to be with he can do all cool things like do a hundred backflips while fall out of a plane and shit this nigga is amazing as Fuck!!!!

Girl: Jerlynn you wanna fuck
Jerlynn: sure baby lets go!
2 hours later
Doctor: sorry you wont be able to be fucked again.
Girl. Jerlynn imma kill you!
' Jerlynn runs'

by kyle rectum March 6, 2019

jewly noted

When a helmet warrior acknowledges criticism.

'Hey Jew dick, Christmas is real'
'Jewly noted'

by Womb Worm April 27, 2014

Jerlyn

Cool ass bitch with a big ass. Can twerk anywhere. Don’t get her mad or she will fuck you up.

Damnnnnn thats Jerlyn right there

by Overundermoneyline February 11, 2022

jewry

"Jewelry" to many of the participants on the daily small claims court shows currently on TV. Slanged by urbanites both educated and uneducated, including the judges themselves.

Mah sistah borrowed my jewry and didn't return it or sold it or sumtin like dat.

Are you saying she never returned your jewry or sold your jewry?

by Matt Revenaugh August 11, 2005

Jewry

1.) What you buy an asian girlfriend.

2.) What Kanye West gets to keep after getting robbed.

1.) I git some mo' jewry and srom fied rice!

2.) The only nigga to get robbed and keep all his jewry.

by Gnomeynoob August 5, 2010

jewrry

When you’re in a hurry because you are greedy.

I’m in a jewrry!

I’ve gotta finish showering as soon as possible because water is expensive

by quotae March 12, 2020

Jewelynn

Jewelynn is fiesty, independent, honest, loyal, and passionate. She is someone who says what she means and means what she says. She doesn't trust easily but once she has your back she treats you like family. She is not afraid to speak her opinion and she always stands up for what she believes is right. She's the best kind of friend you could want; no matter if you are right, wrong, or indifferent she will proudly stand by your side in a fight. If you ever need an accomplice she has a shovel at the ready. Although she is the most caring friend, do not mistake this for weakness. You won't win many arguments with her and if you hurt her feelings she isn't above hitting below the belt. And if you disrespect her or her family she won't hesitate to throw hands. However, she believes everyone deserves a second chance if they are willing to work for it. She is a strong woman, great mother, extraordinary friend but mostly she's just a real-ass bitch!

Jewelynn is such a great friend that she already had the hole dug after I broke up with that piece of shit.

by Bea5t m0m January 2, 2021