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jewke

Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.
Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.
by IAMAFRICAN September 3, 2007
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Jewknife

A jewknife is basically a knife with the amazing and astounding power of Jew behind it.
"I will stab you with my Jewknife!!!"
by Owen Hebden December 15, 2008
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jewkosh

Used to imply that something is "kosher" or acceptable in nature.
Him: "How was the movie?"
Her: "It was totally jewkosh."

Him: "I'll pick you up at 5pm, is that jewkosh?"
Her: "Sure."

Her: "How's your steak?"
Him: "Not jewkosh."
by xmalanderx October 5, 2009
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Jewknuckle

when a mooseknuckle reveals a person's religion.
I wasn't sure if my wife and I had made the right choice in OBGYN until I caught a glimpse of the Doctors' Jewknuckle.
by mrcarpediem February 5, 2010
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Jewkbox

She's a jewkbox.
by AnonDoxy November 18, 2018
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jewkakke

similar to the ancient japanese bukkake tradition, but with a twist. 40 circumcised jewish men are needed to fulfill the requirements, which means there will be a distinct lack of smegma.
my friends hadleigh and ross asked me to be the reciepient of a jewkakke. i had to say no because i had to return my seagull suit that night.
by crizking May 24, 2007
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jewkbox

A money operated music machine found in popular bars and lounges. These machines have an annoying tendency to give fewer plays per credit than advertised.
Shawn: I thought you were gonna play some Hendrix?
James: I did man, but the stupid Jewkbox ripped us off!!
by Sho'Nuff May 17, 2007
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