A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.
by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009
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G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.
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