Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

JewBoo

When your boo (a friend, a lover, a companion, etc..) is of the Jewish nature. But only if her mother is Jewish otherwise she's not a real JewBoo! This person tends to be extremely comical and enjoyable to be around. Usually likes to say really inappropriate things at really inappropriate times.

Last night, JewBoo and I rolled around in the Grand Am. We had a good time.

by rebadiculous April 4, 2009

Jewdoba

Jewdoba is the "restaurant" you go to when you eat leftovers at your desk instead of going to lunch with everyone else.

Ron: Hey man, we're goin' to Arby's, wanna go?
Tim: No thanks, I'm eatin' Jewdoba today.
Ron: Ooof, that place sucks.

by boat butter February 20, 2009

Jewmobile

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.

Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.

by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jewbaby

A baby born from jew parents; typically a money stealing demon

hey look at that jewbaby

yea he has a big nose, ow and he is already stealing money

by jewssucks July 27, 2009

Jewboy

(Can be used on a Jew or a regular person) A immature, annoying, funny, potato latka eating guy

Yo Lucas, I mean Jewboy!

by M. Sharkey February 16, 2008