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Jewbert

A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).
boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!
by T-Hug January 14, 2013
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jewter

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019
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Jewbeak

A term used to refer to the common appearance of a Jewish person's nose--large, bulbous, and bird-like
"Wow, that kike's Jewbeak makes her look like Toucan Sam."
by JoeFlo311 December 17, 2008
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jewbrid

A person who is half Jewish genetically or religiously from there one of their parents. Jewbrids have all the perks of being Jewish and little to none of their bad attribute
Perks: Getting a bar mitzvah, being good with money, not have such a big nose (Unless other parent does), being able to eat pork and shellfish, able to enter christian churches and buildings, being cooler than the average Jew, and being able to join other religions.
Drake is a jewbrid due to his mother being Jewish.
by AACID202 September 6, 2014
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Jewberty

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.
Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.
by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009
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jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
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