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Jetson

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When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.
My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...
by ninelives900 March 3, 2017
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self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.
by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019
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Turbo Jetson

Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009
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Jetton

The act of consuming large quantities of a mind altering chemical
ex. weed,alcohol, shrooms
verb. Dude I was jetton sooo much last night, I swear the walls were moving!!!
by somky April 22, 2009
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Judy Jetson

Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".
Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.
by lunar shadows June 16, 2004
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Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.
Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.
by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009
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jetsons

the moving runway in airports used to move you from terminal to terminal
After security, take the jetson past terminal B1 to terminal B3
by Lisa and Sydney June 12, 2004
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