The jetstream sam

To chop off your female partners arm and give yourself a handjob with it

“Yo bro yesterday I did the jetstream sam with my girl”

by D33zballzinurmoutn August 22, 2022

jetstream

It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.

Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.

by yaboi21 December 9, 2016

jetstreaming it

when you piss as hard as you possibly can,usually causing splash back

dude,i have to get to class,so i'm jetstreaming it

by ian moone October 21, 2010

jetstreamer

a shameless workplace poser who hops on to projects or new business pursuits that are going well so he can claim the victory as his own

Rick is such a jetstreamer... he shows up at the victory party and pretends that he had something to do with winning that new business

by FastEddie50 July 26, 2011

Jetscarred

Pain, anger and frustration you feel at crappy service and delayed flights because you flew with a discount airline.

Bloody typical! I should have known i would be in the airport waiting for 3 hours. Damn airline! I'm jetscarred! I'll never fly them again!

by Jet-scarred Passenger March 12, 2014

jetstreamed

When you fart in front of a blowing fan and it blows into someone's face

I was laying with my girlfriend and farted while the fan was going

Totally jetstreamed her

by Zthuyt67 September 4, 2017

Jetstarred

A term relating to a budget Airline flying out of Australia renowned for poor customer service, flight cancellations and lost luggage with no particular reason or explanation.

Synonyms are Ryanaired or Easyjetted.

I won't be able to make that Hangi, I've been Jetstarred in Auckland again.

by Grimpudding June 23, 2011