jetskippy

An alternate of the term jet (which means to vacate or leave), for people who are just asking to have their asses kicked.

Person 1: Later people, I gotta jetskippy!
Person 2: You fucking fag.

by HS January 3, 2005

jetskinebriation

noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake

"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."

by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011

Jetskiing

What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.

I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.

by Bridgland December 28, 2014

Jetski Bomb

A term originating in the popular DICE game Battlefield 4 meaning something crazy or insane just happened.

So I was buying snacks in the store and some guy started arguing with the clerk and the clerk knocked the guy out! It was a complete Jetski Bomb.

by Avtomat Kalashnikov June 25, 2021

Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

jetski

A good friend or close buddy. Someone you see on a regular basis that you enjoy the company of.

Guy 1: Waddup jetski?
Guy 2: Not much, just watching TV.

by Superman92 June 2, 2011

Jetski

The thing that goes vroom vroom on water

Jake"I want a thing that goes vroom vroom on water"

Adriana" oh u mean a jetski

by Jkaw16 January 9, 2019