The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
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by juliathononn May 22, 2014
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Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
Get the Jonking my jeter mug.A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.
Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch
by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016
Get the The Bruce Jenner mug.1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.
2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.
3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.
2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.
3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.
"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."
"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"
"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."
"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"
"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."
by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015
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by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015
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