jet-ski jousting

A manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. Manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prostitutes.

Yeah fuck strippers! For my bachelor party we're going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!

by the legendary marmot February 20, 2008

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.

by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

mexican jet ski

In the landscaping business, an indistrial walk behind mower is fitted with a small cart for the operator to stand and ride on, thus making it a "mexican jet ski"

Hector and Carlos were fighting over who got to ride the mexican jet ski today.

by JAB82 December 29, 2007

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Oklahoma Jet Ski

Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails

I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.

by @jesster00420 April 12, 2021

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020