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Jesushad

Like a Jihad, except performed by Christians in the name of Jesus.
"Those Christians launched a Jesushad against the abortion clinic and blew it up, killing all the women and unborn children who were inside."
by ChaosRocket May 8, 2009
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Jesusland

1.The so-called "ignorant" red states. It implies that EVERY SINGLE VOTER IN THE SOUTH AND MIDWEST voted for Bush, in spite of the fact that Kerry got at least 40% of the votes in all those states

2. A very stupid Internet meme that's only going to ensure that the Democrats lose the midterm elections in 2006, and that the next Democratic Presidential candidate pulls numbers of 20-30% in the South and midwest next time. Mainly spread by whiny bitchy Northeastern and Californian elitist jackasses who'd rather feel morally superior than actually DO ANYTHING to break the Republican stranglehold on US politics.
I'm from "Jesusland", yet I'm a bisexual atheist who didn't vote for Bush.
by El Freak December 4, 2004
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JesusHand

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand
Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls
by TurtleNex December 26, 2019
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Jesusland

1. The majority of the United States, where the majority of the citzens read the Bible and have morals, unlike the Yankess.

2. The Southern States, in the United States, who know how to correctly vote for someone.
The people in Jesusland were thrilled when Senator John Kerry lost the election.
by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005
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leaving jesusland

a kick ass song made by NOFX a amazing punk rock band!!
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland leaving jesusland
by LYO45 April 25, 2009
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Jesusandjay

Trans Jesus that makes people a poc a member of the alphabet mafia or fat
Guys I’ve just been blessed with jesusandjay I’m a lesbian now
by Big pumpum getter June 23, 2022
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