This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!
"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*
by Absolutemozza April 7, 2011
That jerk who always has to demean and criticize other people's ability at twerking or getting twerked on.
(man and woman twerking)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
Twerk Jerker: "Aha, wow you guys suck at twerking!"
Man: "Wow, what a fucking twerk jerker"
Woman: "Hey why don't you eat my ass twerk jerker"
(Twerk Jerker proceeds to eat woman's ass)
by flurrr November 10, 2014
The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ
by orsasm April 4, 2011
by 1337 sauce August 21, 2007
One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.
Credit to Ashley
Credit to Ashley
"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."
by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010
a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
by dr3upmushroom September 27, 2004